i fought genji in a dennys parking lot

swampspit:

knucklestheenchilada:

jeza-red:

magikus-miccentyu:

Perfect woman

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She’s everything to me

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“In Shrek 2, the Fairy Godmother’s cottage has two dual portraits outside her office picturing two similar looking people. One of a man, and the other a woman who looks strikingly like Doris. This implies that Doris was born a man and went to the Fairy Godmother to ask to become a woman. However, this was more likely be a sight gag. The same pictures are featured in the special features on the original Shrek 2 DVD.”

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Good for her

veshta:

girlzero:

inneskeeper:

bixbiboom:

pekuliar:

saloomy-memes:

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“Omg I made this prom dress for only $10!”

- already owns $200 sewing machine, $100 dress form, full supply of thread/haberdashery

“You can recreate your favorite fast food menu items at home for less money and more flavor,” says the person with $3k in Le Creuset cookware, six professional kitchen appliances, living in the heart of a large city with ample grocery selection, sponsored by Hello Fresh and Skillshare.

“You can cook this full course meal for less than five dollars!” says the person who acts like you can buy $0.001 worth of salt, $0.05 worth of flour, and $1.27 worth of pork.

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I’m sorry @chigrima but this just passed peer review:

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